In this OMIGOD SO ADORABLE clip produced by DC Nation for the Cartoon Network, claymation representations of Superman, Batman, the Joker, and Catwoman are voiced by six-year-old British kids. Because, OF COURSE, and because we never really want to watch anything else.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)