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Fill out the Mercury Quarantine Survey!
Fill out the Mercury Quarantine Survey! Eva Blanco / iStock / Getty Images Plus

The Mercury wants to know: HOW HAVE YOU BEEN DOING DURING THIS QUARANTINE?

That’s why we’re offering the Portland Mercury Quarantine Survey—so we can find out how our readers have been faring during the state’s stay at home orders, what topics are important to you, and what WE can do as a media outlet to better serve YOU.

The survey contains 40 questions and will take you around 10-15 minutes to complete, BUT GUESS WHAT? Those who complete the survey can enter to win one of 25 verrrrry sweet prizes, including ticket codes to see the weed-tastic SPLIFF 2019 (on demand) or SPLIFF 2020 (on demand), the porn-tastic HUMP (June 6, or June 12), and the freak-tastic Collide-O-Scope (every other Monday stating June 1). YOU WILL LOVE ALL THESE THINGS.

We want to be a better media outlet for you. And that means we need to know how you’re doing, and what topics you’d like us to cover! So please fill out the Portland Mercury Quarantine Survey—if not for us, then for a chance to win those yummy PRIZES!

Thank you, you’re the BEST.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

One reply on “Take the <i>Mercury</i> Quarantine Survey—Win Fab Prizes!”

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