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oh man. this is the best thing ever for that girl; instant popularity.
I’ve never seen Alison, but is it Alison?
Art Criminal. Taste-bud Criminal (vinegar-based hot sauces uber alles? Yuck). Feces-based TriMet criminal?
It only stands to reason.
I don’t know who she is, but she’s wearing Monica Lewinsky’s hat.
Repeat after me, LIFETIME BAN FROM TRI-MET, STUCK IN GRESHAM FOREVER, OH FUCK I’M RILLY RILLY RILLY RILLY SORRY!
Weird…she doesn’t LOOK like Charlie Sheen…
If the bus in question had no cameras, where did the picture come from? Just curious.
If it was for that mean old bastard who used to drive the 75 bus, it was entirely justified.
April Ludgate! Literally the person I would most expect to be maliciously spreading feces!
How can we be sure it was DOG feces? Has the chemical analysis come back from the lab yet?
Kind of cute, but the eau de dog shit is a bit of a turnoff.
Diamonds, Daisies, Snowflakes,
That Girl
Chestnuts, Rainbows, Springtime…
Is That Girl
She’s tinsel on a tree…
She’s everything that every girl should be!
–“That Girl” theme song, 1971
In a dainty purple hat,
That Dog Shit Girl
Driver thinks he smells a rat…
It’s That Dog Shit Girl
She smears it everywhere…
She’ll smear it in your hair…
She’s everything a dog shit girl should be!
–“That Dog Shit Girl” theme song, 2011
[chirp] [chirp]
@ CC YES April Ludgate!!
Well, show me the way
To the next dog shit girl
Oh, don’t ask why
Oh, don’t ask why
Show me the way
To the next dog shit girl
Oh, don’t ask why
Oh, don’t ask why
For if we don’t find
The next dog shit girl
I tell you we must die
I tell you we must die
I tell you, I tell you
I tell you we must die!
I tell you, we have an album here. Somebody call Pink Martini!
I’ve never laughed so hard. Thank you blog town commenters.
Truly great comments!