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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Not b-a-a-a-a-a-a-d!
I’m udderly crushed that someone would “dislike” that. Wattle I do with myself? (But I kid. I’ll stop milking this now.)