While we have yet to taste the wonderment that is Dan Aykroyd’s Crystal Skull Vodka—there’s really no excuse, we should be drinking it right now—it looks like some thieves have taken a whole bunch of it off the market. TMZ reports: “Dan Aykroyd is the victim in a MASSIVE vodka heist—we’re told over 21,000 bottles of his Crystal Head Vodka were stolen from a California warehouse recently.”
21,000 bottles?! Where do you even offload that much hot vodka? Or do you just drink it all yourself? Aykroyd was weirdly okay with being robbed, he told TMZ:
“My partners and I are sorry to lose this much vodka to theft and do not condone criminal activity in any fashion, but we are happy that some consumers will be afforded the opportunity of tasting it at significantly lower than retail price.”
Dan adds, “CHV can be purchased legally at bars, restaurants, and retail stores throughout North America.”
In related news, Ghostbusters 3 is happening. Or isn’t. We just don’t know.
I actually have four bottles of this stuff AND the skull shaped shot glasses at my house. Company Picnic at my place!
They don’t condone criminal activity? They sound like a bunch of squares.
He’s probably weirdly OK with it because insurance will pay for the loss.
or he’s just talking like Dan Aykroyd because he’s Dan Aykroyd.
Slimer’s revenge.
This stuff is good. I know because Graham made me drink it at the Yes and No. He took advantage of my already drunken state.
So, 21,000 undoubtedly insured bottles of expensive vodka were stolen? Hmmm…sounds like JEWISH WHITE LIGHTNING to me!