Sorry to make you pick sides, but… WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON? The drunk dad, the effeminate son, or the Duke of Hazzard’s General Lee?


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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)