DAMMIT. Their fake internet Halloween costume is better than our fake internet Halloween costume.

Curse you Asians and unknowing slut! WE’LL GET YOU NEXT YEAR!!
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DAMMIT. Their fake internet Halloween costume is better than our fake internet Halloween costume.

Curse you Asians and unknowing slut! WE’LL GET YOU NEXT YEAR!!
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Nice Os.
Fake is right.