Rowdy drunks—my people—puking in the streets of New York City… that’s a “religious parade,” according to Grampa Roop. It’s the blowing of the sacred bagpipes and the Storm Troopers that elevate “public drunkenness” to “religious observance.” Meanwhile: LGBT people and LGBT groups have been marching in Dublin’s St. Patrick’s Day parade for years and years.

In addition to being a nationally syndicated sex advice columnist, the author of several books, and the host of the Savage Lovecast, Savage is “a deviant of the highest order” (Daily Caller)....