I know a few of you are strongly considering auditioning for PIZZAZZ: Portland’s Funnest Talent Show (especially since you can win $1000 dope cash money). But I also know that some of you are holding back because you’re afraid that you may have to compete against “Ice-Skating Chimps.” WELL FEAR NOT. As it turns out, the Ice-Skating Chimps will not be able to compete in this year’s Pizzazz, due to a previously scheduled engagement — which means you might actually have a chance to win this thing!
For rules, videos and the audition form, head over to the Pizzazz micro-site!
And for those who haven’t witnessed the unbelievable awesomeness of Ice-Skating Chimps, please watch the following film. I’M SERIOUS… these monkeys make the opening ceremony of the Olympics look like a tub of crap!
Note to commenters: Though you may certainly try to make me feel guilty for loving this, rest assured your efforts will not only be disregarded, but I will also be praying that you get cancer and die.
Well, I say, old chap, most educated folks know that if you put one thousand chimpanzees in a room full of typewriters for long enough, odds are you’ll get the works of the Bard.
What do you get with ten chimps in a room with a typewriter?
Ha! Get ready for it. Steady, now. . .
Did anyone say the Oregonian? No? How about the Mercury? This post? Wm.TM?
Not funny, eh. H’mmmph.
Everybody’s a critic these days.
Wholly Shit, that was so sad and hateful and sick and WONDERFUL!!!
Made my whole day, thanks Hump!