While the disappointment felt by Brett Michaels’ more bloodthirsty adversaries who wish that this episode had unfolded with more violence is relatable, there’s something about the softness in his fall that I find really cute, in an emasculating, baby doll kind of way:
* I didn’t watch the Tony Awards, but I’m hazarding a guess.

I wish they had left just a little more of the follow-up vocal on that video for poetic punctuation…