The Oregon Liquor Control Commission took some moments away from its routine business of rapidly creating paperwork for its paperwork and registering bureaucrats for its Bureau of Redundancy to send out this genuinely helpful note:

“Check ahead for July 4th liquor store hours:
The Oregon Liquor Control Commission reminds customers to check holiday hours at your local liquor store. State law provides that liquor agents have the discretion to open or close on holidays and Sundays.”

Thanks, OLCC!

Sarah Shay Mirk reported on transportation, sex and gender issues, and politics at the Mercury from 2008-2013. They have gone on to make many things, including countless comics and several books.

2 replies on “The First Helpful Info From the OLCC All Year”

  2. Now if Graham had read that comment, he would complain that Graham hadn’t mentioned a liquor store open later and closer to some bumfuck place that Graham would likely complain about existing.

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