A drunk driver attempts a far too hasty exit from the Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport, and well… YEEE-HAWWW!

Original video and the fiery aftermath here.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ejX6VK9rnaA%26hl%3Den_US%26fs%3D1%26

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)