Republican Ben Quayle—son of former Vice President Dan Quayle—has won the third congressional seat in Arizona. For those with short memories, Ben is THIS GUY:
Congress, you’re gonna be SO MUCH better off!
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Also, Jan Brewer was reelected as governor. Lovely place.
Dan Quayle’s son? Seriously? What is this I don’t even