HEY! It’s too late to mail that all important ballot! Since the deadline is TOMORROW (Tuesday) at 8 pm, vote YES on 66 and 67, and then use this convenient Google map to find the closest ballot drop off location near you!

Ah, voting makes me feel like this:

So does sniffing glue.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=06kXXJUddHQ%26hl%3Den_US%26fs%3D1%26

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

4 replies on “Do You Know Where to Drop Off Your Ballot?”

  1. So should I vote against the startup company that many of my friends work at and is funded by millions in VC but has yet to turn a profit in like three years? They’s be taxed on gross revenue despite not making a profit, right?

  3. @Porno: Did any of the employees go to public school? Do any of them benefit from criminals being in jail? Are they still required to pay the rent and the electricity even though they aren’t profitable yet?

    You should vote the same way you answer those questions…

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