Here comes John Kitzhaber. And he is honest: “I’d like to believe all of you came out here to chat with me, but …”

Kitz opened with a focus on the midterm national elections, but quickly started in with subtle shots at Chris Dudley, something about “empty rhetoric.”

“It’s clear our only pathway to a prosperous and sustainable future requires a willingness challenge the ways we’ve done business in the past.”

Not that his own stumping lasted long. It was a totally short speech. He ripped through a short list of President Obama’s accomplishments and this place just went FUCKING BONKERS, to the sweet tunes of U2.

Denis C. Theriault is the Portland Mercury's News Editor. He writes stories about City Hall and the Portland Police Bureau, focusing on issues like homelessness, police oversight, insider politics, and...