You’re goddamn RIGHT I watched the entirety of last night’s GOP debates—because I loooooove watching a train jump the tracks and flip, flip, flip before bursting into flames. However, I can totally understand if you had better things to do. On the other hand, if you’re feeling bad about supposedly being “uninformed” or whatever, you should remember two things: 1) These candidates are deeply, deeply DUMB and have almost NOTHING of value to say, and 2) you can watch this video which nicely and ACCURATELY wraps up the entire dumb proceedings in 45 seconds.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Democratic debates: Tax the rich, tax the rich, get those rich, Kennedy, Kennedy, Clinton, pull troops out, Clinton, tax the rich, abortions for all!!!
(do you get that both parties are liars with their rhetoric yet? do you get that both parities have the same agenda yet….do you???)
while the dems may be spineless bastards, and rely on corporate donations as much as the republicans do, both parties really don’t have the same agenda, here’s some essential reading for you:
http://www.truth-out.org/goodbye-all-refle…
I don’t want to watch it for even 45 seconds, really.