First there was Spreading Santorum…
“…the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.”
Then there was Spreading Romney…
“…to defecate in terror.”
And now there’s Spreading Gingrich:
It’s Newt’s turn. Submit your definition of gingrich and take your shot at internet immortality.
I didn’t have anything to do with Spreading Romneyโwhich is rocketing up Romney’s search resultsโand I am not affiliated in any way with the Saul Alinsky radicals behind Spreading Gingrich.

Oh God, this shit’s hilarious!
Why the fuss? It’s obviously the itch you get from stuffing fresh ginger up your urethra.