Kelley
From Mary’s Club
129 SW Broadway
“Even though my head says ‘Benicio isn’t there,’ my heart says, ‘Maybe! Maybe tonight he is!”’ says Kelley, one of Portland’s fave strippers. Even though he isn’t there, Kelley might be. Here are her top songs to dance to:
– “Highway to Hell,” AC/DC: “It’s a good song for spreading your legs.”
– “Bad Reputation,” Joan Jett and the Blackhearts: “Good to rip your panties off to. Because, ‘I don’t give a fuck about my bad reputation!”’
– “Garbage Man,” The Cramps: “Good, sleazy rock. It’s great for strutting around. Anything by The Cramps is good to strut to.”
– “Walkin’ After Midnight,” Patsy Cline: “It’s short, so I play it if I have to go to the bathroom really bad.”
– “Girl U Want,” Devo: “Most my style. It’s very ’80s, fun-loving, and it’s Devo, Devo, Devo!”
Rose Hackenbrück
From Bar XV
15 SW 2nd Ave
When not making the world’s best greyhounds, Rose likes to unleash her titanic power of sarcasm. When not cracking wise or slinging gin, she sneaks peeks at magazines. Here are her top five:
– Hustler: “Great for starting conversation. It’s best to read when winding down with co-workers after work.”
– Harper’s: “Good for politics and news. And insomnia.”
– Gothic Beauty: “Just kidding.”
– Juxtapoz: “I enjoy the predictability, issue after very same issue.”
– Maximum Rock ‘n’ Roll: “There’s other magazines that do it better, but I find it comforting.”