So I’ll strolling downtown on Saturday, when what to my wondering eyes should appear on the corner of Morrison and sixth? THIS: Members of the Galactic Empire collecting money for the Salvation Army.

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So on one hand, I’m pissed that some of my fave characters (Boba Fett was there, too!) were shilling for the “anti-gay” Salvation Army. On the other hand, who else but the most evil characters in the universe should be shilling for the “anti-gay” Salvation Army?

How should I feel about this?? MAKE UP MY MIND FOR ME!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

5 replies on “Galactic Empire Shills for Salvation Army: Super “Right” or Super “Wrong”?”

  1. As a member of “Samuel L Jaxxon,” the winning team at last night’s Star Wars Trivia at the East Burn, I have no opinion other than to reiterate that I was on the winning team at Star Wars Trivia last night.

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