Though this story happened in Connecticut, it pissed me off all the way over here in Portland. From the AP…

A Connecticut in-line skater faces assault and other charges after a confrontation over whether a 4-year-old on a tricycle had the right to be on a bike path. Stamford police charged 43-year-old Chris Karamon with third-degree assault, risk of injury to a minor and other crimes.

Police said Karamon shouted and cursed at the boy’s parents on the path in Cove Island Park. Police said he later skated into the boy’s father, who was shielding his children, and threw a helmet and water bottle at him.

Police Lt. Sean Cooney said the path is for use by everyone, not just skaters.

WOW! It’s just that… I never knew how much I despise in-line skaters until this moment. That’s why I’m proposing a Mercury Road Trip™ to Connecticut to kill this guy. Who’s with me?
(Note to sexy girls: Your in-line skating is still allowed. So is regular four-wheeled skating. And any castmember from the film Xanadu.)


https://youtube.com/watch?v=kERqL0fty50%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1%26

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

6 replies on “In-Line Skaters? YOU ARE EXCUSED.”

  6. Idiot skater!!! Now he has a CRIMINAL RECORD which will follow him to every job he ever applies for – all because his arrogant azz felt he owned a PUBLIC USE road. If he had yelled at my 5yr old I would have beat the SH*T out of him, no questions asked!!!!

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