The Agitator drafts a letter that pot-smoking Olympian Michael Phelps really ought to sign…

Dear America,

I take it back. I don’t apologize.

Because you know what? It’s none of your goddamned business. I work my ass off 10 months per year. It’s that hard work that gave you all those gooey feelings of patriotism last summer. If during my brief window of down time I want to relax, enjoy myself, and partake of a substance that’s a hell of a lot less bad for me than alcohol, tobacco, or, frankly, most of the prescription drugs most of you are taking, well, you can spare me the lecture.

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In addition to being a nationally syndicated sex advice columnist, the author of several books, and the host of the Savage Lovecast, Savage is “a deviant of the highest order” (Daily Caller)....

3 replies on “Not Sorry”

  1. Oh man, The Agitator is really brewing up some brutal stew again! That guy doesn’t know when to stop agitating things and people! Or he does, but the time when he should stop is never! Go Agitator!

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