In the following video, the members of the Westboro Baptist Church (yeah, the “God Hates Fags” bigots) take one of our most cherished Christmas songs, and turn it into the creepiest and most despicable anti-Santa rant you’ve ever heard. If this doesn’t turn America against them, nothing will!
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
They would have loved seeing Santa in the Silverado on Saturday!
This needs a good Benny Hillifying.
http://james.nerdiphythesoul.com/bennyhill…
America turned against them a long, long time ago.
They are nothing but a bunch of inbreds who just want attention. If the media would just stop reporting about them then maybe they would just go back into the Kansas hole they crawled from.
I say inbreds because I understand the entire family IS the congregation.
It’s mainly the Phelps family, along with two or three other families that have intermarried pretty extensively, so yeah, by now they’re a pretty tight genetic web. With any luck, within a few more generations, they’ll grow fins and return to the ocean…
Performance artists!
Ha! Devolution does seem like the ultimate ironic fate for the religious fanatic.
You could be onto something, Will. Maybe Fred Phelps is actually Andy Kaufmann…