Here’s the deal: Imagine for a moment that you can only parent one child for the rest of your life. And this child must be one of the kids in either of the following two videos. CHOOSE!!

The 9-year-old Peruvian girl who performs a creepily sexual shot-by-shot remake of Britney Spears’ “Toxic”?

Or this kid who’s like Eddie Van Halen… mmm… except on the accordion.

One of them is gonna be your kid. CHOOSE!!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0UBxA3kirj4%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1%26

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

One reply on “Which Child Do You Choose?”

  1. I want the kid with the accordion. He could play while the wife and I have dinner at a 40 foot table in a huge chamber with only candles to light our way.

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