KEANU—I was going to recommend that you bail on your dumb Xmas Eve crap to go see the Seth Rogen and James Franco comedy The Interview tonight… BUT then The Interview</i got canceled! (THANKS, NORTH KOREA.) So instead, I remind you that one of 2014’s best and most fun action movies, Keanu Reeves’ John Wick, is playing at the Academy this afternoon. Keanu > Jesus. ERIK HENRIKSEN
Academy Theater, 7818 SE Stark, 4:40 pm, $4
PRINCE—There’s a lot of people who were raised like “you get one present early on Christmas Eve, and then you’ll get the rest Christmas morning.” Make this year’s early gift the gift of Prince, with DJs Holla & Oates’ tribute night, Pussy Control. Have your ass a purple, funky Christmas. BOBBY ROBERTS
Dig a Pony, 736 SE Grand, 9 pm, FREE