COMEDY—Your favorite purveyors of truly cracked, disgusting, and surreal sketch comedy are here: Tim and Eric in the fleshy flesh should be an awesome show (great job!) or total disaster, especially with Dr. Steve Brule in tow. The only question: Where to pre-func with shrimp and white wine? MARJORIE SKINNER
Newmark Theater, 1111 SW Broadway, 8 pm, $45.50, 16+
VARIETY SHOW—Wits is a live public radio show that aims to please. It delivers hella funny comedians (Jim Gaffigan), live music (the ever-wonderful Thao Nguyen), and a mélange of the two (the indescribable Reggie Watts). So buckle up, and get ready to be entertained. COURTNEY FERGUSON
w/host John Moe; Aladdin Theater, 3017 SE Milwaukie, 8 pm, $30-35 (hustle to find tickets), all ages