BLAZERS—Conventional wisdom said the Blazers would pretty much eat shit all year and score a nice draft pick for their troubles. So of course they’re in contention for the eighth seed in the Western Conference. The only team near ’em? The Sacramento Kings. Expect a prideful scrap at the Moda tonight. BOBBY ROBERTS
Moda Center, 1 Center Court, 7 pm, $5-180, all ages


EMO NIGHT—Dust off your My Chemical Romance T-shirt, apply excessive eyeliner, and get ready to shamelessly scream Dashboard Confessional lyrics at Holocene’s new monthly emo night, Taking Back Tuesday. Know all the words to “Sic Transit Gloria”? You’re ready. XxscenexX forever. BRI BREY
Holocene, 1001 SE Morrison, 9 pm, $5-7