CUPCAKES—Straight Cupcakin mixes beats, baked goods, and booze as if it ain’t no thing. Tonight features Grand Puba, Ohmega Watts, and Philly’s Phunkestra. Plus! Pastries and Valentine’s Day gifts from local craft vendors, all for a $5 cover—and if you RSVP, there’s an open bar! MD
The Crown Room, 205 NW 4th, 9 pm, $5 (RSVP for open bar to leighfeldman3@gmail.com)BATTLE BIKES—The only two words that could possibly describe the annual weekend of debauchery known as Mini-Bike Winter are “fuckin’ epic.” There’s fun stuff all weekend long, but tonight’s late-night bike ride is circus themed and ends up at an all-night party at an undisclosed location. Be there, or be safe and warm at home. SM
Ride leaves from Alberta Park, NE 22nd & Killingsworth, 8 pm (ride leaves at 9 pm), FREE
Shit is getting real. My, What a Busy Week!
