WHAT THE FUCK?!—We’ve heard of some crazy shit in our day, but HOLY DICKSUCKING CHRIST, BREAKFAST FOR DINNER?!?! Check out what those insane folks over at Kenny & Zuke’s have come up with this time! Inspired by some crazy-ass book (Breakfast in Bridgetown: The Definitive Guide to Portland’s Favorite Meal, by Paul Gerald), these rebellious motherfuckers who don’t give TWO SHITS about RULES are going to be serving breakfast food… at dinner time! EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED! THE WORLD HAS GONE TOPSY-TURVY! THE APOCALYPSE IS AT HAND! EH
Kenny & Zuke’s Delicatessen, 1038 SW Stark, 6:30-8 pm, $9 (or free with purchase of book, $16)
STRIPPER AWARDS—It’s time for the PDX Strippies, an award ceremony that pays tribute to the best exotic dancers in town! “Best Stage Performer,” “Best Costuming,” and “Miss Congeniality” are just a few of the awards presented tonight in this star-studded (and probably nude) extravaganza. Give it up for the hardest-working gals in show biz! WSH
Mt. Tabor Theater, 4811 SE Hawthorne, 9 pm, $10-13
unfortunately, the Breakfast event has been moved to Cafe Nell’s.
Here’s the info:
Breakfast in Bridgetown » Book Launch Party:Dec. 14, Cafe Nell, 5:30-8 p.m.
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The wonderful folks at Cafe Nell will be hosting the Breakfast Book Launch Party on Tuesday, December 14. I’ll be there from 5:30 to 8 p.m., with a short program around 6:30 p.m. There’s no admission to attend, but we do ask you to RSVP, either by commenting on this post, emailing me at paul@baconan