Check out the newest edition of the Mercury hitting newsstands this Thursday for exciting details about the upcoming auditions for PIZZAZZ: Portland’s funnest talent show! I hope you’re thinking of what your act will be, and just so you know, this year “creativity” will be given more weight than ever in the judging process!
What makes for a Pizzazzy talent? I’ll be offering several suggestions over the next few weeks to inspire you… such as this gem! It features a bunch of gay guys in UGG boots dancing their asses off to a hilariously danceable song… and really. What more do you need?

Imma win this game… my creativity is 90 proof!
Is that you on the right side, humpy?
Has WSH come out of the closet yet?
Has WSH come out of the closet yet?