Hi guys! You’ve been busy, I’ve been busy, but let’s not forget the important things. Like how to use music listings. Hint: Click here. Still rusty? How about a rundown of tonight’s big tickets:
Aladdin Theater—Black Dub, Rocco Deluca, 8 pm, $22-25
Alberta Rose Theatre—Jonah, Water & Bodies, NIAYH, The Angry Orts, The Shivas, John Craig & The Weekend, 8 pm, $8
Crown Room—Robot Koch, Boy Meets Club, Brownbear, DJAO, 9 pm, $8
Crystal Ballroom—Awolnation, Climber, 9 pm, $5, all ages
Dante’s—Dan Reed Band, 9 pm, $10
Doug Fir—Grand Hallway, Thousands, Adam Sweeney & The Jamboree, 9 pm, $5
Ella Street Social Club—Aan, Pwrfl Power, Matt Carlson, 9 pm, $6
Hawthorne Theatre—Against Me!, Cheap Girls, Fences, 8 pm, $13.50-15, all ages
Holocene—A Few of My Favorite Things with Lance Bangs: Mister Heavenly, Carrie Brownstein, DJ Nightschool, 8 pm, $10
Mississippi Studios—Mike Coykendall & The Golden Shag, Whalebones, Pearly Gate Music, 9 pm, $8-10
Peter’s Room at the Roseland—Meat Beat Manifesto, Not Breathing, Natasha Kmeto, 9 pm
Tonic Lounge—Coco Cobra & The Killers, Thundering Asteroids, The Food, 9 pm
The Woods—Sean Flinn & The Royal We, Greylag, M Billy, 9 pm, $6
The Artistery—Saucy Yoda, Grrrl Friend, Boom!, Nucular Aminals, Mythological Horses, 8 pm, $7, all ages

Dan Reed Band. LOLZ
Gauntlet is down, Bruce. You can’t do better than this photo.
Dressing up a dog like that (even a pug) should be termed cruel and unusual punishment. I woulsn’t take that lying down, Olive. If you want I will bring my doxie by and help you kick whoevers’ ass it was that did this to you. You have my sympathy.
Oh please, next thing you’ll be saying is that it’s wrong to wax a 5 year olds eye brows. That’s the price of beauty.