Backspace—Pixelometry: DJ Biosonik, 6 pm, free
Fez—House of Sound Fundraiser: Thee Headliners, The Needful Longings, WH Walker, DJ Hwy 7, DJ Instant Onion, 7:30 pm, $5
Holocene—Guidance Counselor, Ghost Animal, Blast Majesty, MSG, 8:30 pm, $5
Valentine’s—Ruthann Friedman, The Ocean Floor, Fort King, 9 pm
Mississippi Studios—Danielson, Old Light, 1939 Ensemble, 9 pm, $12
Mercury copy chief and appreciator of the most sophisticated form of comedy: PUNS! More by Courtney Ferguson
Chimpanzees are NOT monkeys! They’re APES, GOD DAMN IT! Monkeys have tails; chimps do not.
Hoisted by your own petard, Ferguson.
I blame my faux pas on the coveralls. How can I tell if that little guy has a tail or not?
Don’t even get me started on animals dressed up as humans. (Also they’re overalls, not coveralls. )
“Hoist with your own petard” is “strictly a more accurate version” of the saying, Ḉḩüñdŷ. So I guess you’ve been, well, you know.
But you’re right about chimps, of course.
http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/hoist%2…
Also, NAIROBI TRIO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoLTFQsFswM