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Unbelievable? BUT REAL. Huggies is producing “diaper jeans” for the baby who is tired of looking like a fucking square. Coming next: Huggies diaper “mom” jeans! And following that: Huggies Mercury diapers—which are way too tight and need to be five times more absorbent.
Via Target. I told you I wasn’t kidding.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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This solves so many problems.
Do those come in adult sizes? I’m so sick of pants.
Target, I would have guessed Wal*Mart.
Shitting your jeans: not just for the homeless, trailer-trash, the junkies, the People of Walmart, or the retarded anymore!
I can finally go back to Olestra chips with self-confidence.
Those resemble hot pants. This is also a bid for the never-nude market.
Now all the fat trailer trash and ghetto mommas can continue to not fully clothe their kids, in style!!!!