GODDAMMIT!! I just bought the “Three Keyboard Cat Moon” T-shirt, and now I have to buy this one too?!?
Fine. Just empty my bank account, whydon’tcha??

Moon howls to The Uniblog.
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GODDAMMIT!! I just bought the “Three Keyboard Cat Moon” T-shirt, and now I have to buy this one too?!?
Fine. Just empty my bank account, whydon’tcha??

Moon howls to The Uniblog.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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I’m sticking to my regular 3W1M shirt. I’m worried that a shirt like that might attract the 17 year olds at the local WalMart, not the 40+ milfs that I’m used to. And while I could definitely use the change of pace, I’d have to grow a porn ‘stache and move, (the whole “can’t live within 1000 feet of a school” laws, you know…)