Terror struck NYC’s America’s Next Top Model auditions on Saturday when an overheated car inspired some confused person to yell, “BOMB!!” And if you think there’s anything more terrifying than hundreds of wannabe Tyra’s emitting teakettle whistle screams and trampling you with their fuck-me pumps, then you have quite an imagination. (No need to watch the whole thing.)

And here’s the news report of the incident. Please note the pun “not model behavior” is used TWICE, and who’s that “regular guy” collecting the model’s pictures and phone numbers? Oh! A PERVERT. It is NYC after all.

Now stampede over to MOD for more Mercury fashion fun! EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VEPN3CehhHE%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

2 replies on “Top Model Stampede!”

  2. I love it when they go from showing a model laying on a stretcher to a model’s headshot lying in her bikini.

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