Revived meme alert! Though you may have seen the original commercial for Mr. Spriggs BBQ running around the inter-tubes, the kind people at this sexy-fied Oklahoma eatery have given us even more of what we want… an extendo version of their dripping hot commercial that’s making me damn hon-gray (and HON-AY) for some ‘que. Mmmm, rib…. your meat is fallin’ off the BONE.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)