Paul’s earlier post—gloriously entitled “Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer”—was almost perfect. ALMOST. The one glaring omission is obvious: Hot dogs should be allowed to defend themselves against such slanderous charges. That’s why we’re going to have a Blogtown poll in which YOU speak for the hot dogs. To wit:

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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