Hello, Wildcats! Here’s another great recipe from the saddest person in the world, Steven Reed, star of the Weber State University cooking show Weber Cooks. Today Steven’s making Chili Cheese Nacho Dip which will “satisfy a small group”—probably not you—and I don’t think he’s wearing pants. Seriously, I think he’s naked from the waist down. Unfortunately this does not make him any happier. (DO NOT MISS THE LAST 20 SECONDS OF THIS VIDEO. Especially if you enjoy having the soul systematically drained from your body.)


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https://youtube.com/watch?v=_PCO2kuvVpU

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

7 replies on “How to Make Chili Cheese Nacho Dip (While Destroying Your Soul)”

  3. I like to imagine this as an avant garde performance piece on the inevitable descent from spendthrift collegiate life to elderly bachelorhood vis-à-vis our mass-produced, throwaway consumer culture, a bleak glimpse into the distant future of the target viewer. Or maybe just a weird old guy teaching kids how to cook shit in the microwave, I don’t know.

  6. “and i’m Steven Reed, and i wonder if you can see my penis in the camera”
    We all do it; i wonder what he’s thinking when he counts down the microwave from 3- 2- 1 beep.. so GROSS, his breathing is so gross! lmao
    i have the same microwave as this guy.. that bitch is going on ebay tomorrow! lmao

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