I know a lot of you are trying to get a jump on both the holidays and heart disease, so check out this amazing deal going on today over at LivingSocial: Five Big Macs and five large fries HALF OFF??? Get outta my way! I gotta rush over there and get me some of those… pant, pant… okay, okay… hold on, just gotta catch my breath for a second. Man, I gotta lose some weight. Okay, maybe just two McFlurries today!

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Way to keep it “local,” LivingSocial.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

3 replies on “LivingSocial Deal of the Day: Half Off Morbid Obesity!”

  1. “This holiday season, give those on your wish list a gift they’ll really savor”

    I wonder if the copywriter could keep a straight face while typing that.

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