I know a lot of you are trying to get a jump on both the holidays and heart disease, so check out this amazing deal going on today over at LivingSocial: Five Big Macs and five large fries HALF OFF??? Get outta my way! I gotta rush over there and get me some of those… pant, pant… okay, okay… hold on, just gotta catch my breath for a second. Man, I gotta lose some weight. Okay, maybe just two McFlurries today!

Way to keep it “local,” LivingSocial.

“This holiday season, give those on your wish list a gift they’ll really savor”
I wonder if the copywriter could keep a straight face while typing that.
All I want for Christmas is a Taco Time taco burger!
From the fine print, “may be used over multiple visits.”
DON’T TELL ME HOW TO RUN MY LIFE, LIVING SOCIAL!