Here’s a confession: I no longer smoke the weed. I don’t have anything against it of course, but me and getting stoned just gradually stopped seeing eye to eye.
The problem is paranoia. Major paranoia. It’s just not fun anymore. If I smoke even the weensiest puff of marijuana, chances are I’ll be spending the duration of my high looking at my reflection in the mirror and berating myself for being such a failure. That is, after I’ve crawled out from beneath the kitchen table where I’ve been obsessing about my breathing and heartbeat. Oh well.
But that doesn’t mean many of you Blogtownies aren’t hitting the pipe on a regular basis. Am I right? In fact, I’m assuming you’re struggling to read this very post through ganja haze and bleary red eyes.
Well I’ve got two words to help you focus: Grilled Cheese.
Oh, yes! I’m talking about the melty, buttery, slightly crunchy delight, which becomes a luscious cheesy wonderland beneath the influence of the dope. And how much better is such a stoney comestible when consumed in a magical painted school bus on Alberta? Am I blowing your mind?
Today, the Grilled Cheese Grill [11th and Alberta] celebrates a full year of serving grilled cheese sammies to the hungry masses from their adorable Airstream trailer. To mark the occasion, every sandwich on the menu will cost only $4.20 all day (except those that are already priced lower). Also expect plenty of goody giveaways like shirts, Frisbees, and gift certificates.
Go, take this chance to meet the Cheesus, and drift away into a blissful stoner reverie.
If you’re getting the paranoia you’re smoking indicas. Indicas give a head high and the twitches.
You should try switching to sativas. Sativas are more of a body high and what are the government issues as medical marijuana for pain. They do not have the paranoia qualities and head highs that indicas have.
I am with you on this. I will not smoke indicas anymore.
Most pot you get these days is no fun because it’s too high in THC. Higher THC pot may make you more stoned than lower THC pot, but it certainly won’t make you spend the afternoon laughing.
Those are some pans that I have.
The price is $4.20!! Get it? Do you get it?! It’s like, pot!
What, too subtle?
@ JackAttack: please provide me with the name of your buffet-style dealer.
@ JackAttack : What CC said.
I hope you cannabis-favoring folks are seeking out the way to sign onto OCTA 2010, to legalize, tax and regulate cannabis and hemp in Oregon! cannabistaxact.org
Also, does anyone know what the story is with the pizza place behind Grilled Cheese Grill? Far as I can tell, it was open for one day, and it’s been closed ever since.
It’s too bad because I WANT TO EAT THEIR PIZZA.
Commenty Colin, I’m pretty sure the guy is living in there. The pizza operation may be a smokescreen of sorts.
@ Alison, CC –
PM me 🙂
This is Portland. No one…I mean NO ONE should have only choice to choose from when deciding.
Anyone who celebrates the 20th day of April as some sort of misguided “marijuana holiday” is a fucking asshole and is setting the cause of anti-prohibition lawmaking back decades.
Punch a stoner and you’ll get my thanks.
@ Jackattack: commenty.colin@gmail.com
Yay for Blogtown!
You hipsters are so full of hate Graham.
Hey Graham, why not punch one yourself?
@jackacttak: Because I’m too busy enjoying my recreational prescription pill-popping and boozing to be bothered to physically assault someone based on the substances they deign to injest.
@jackacttak …I can be reached at ahallett@portlandmercury.com.