As you know, there are those who would like nothing more than to turn our national forests and wetlands into parking lots. Luckily for us, there are also those who are gay, wear nothing but thongs, and ride other gay people like motorcycles in order to stop them. This is a story about those people.

Hat tips to Buzzfeed!

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)