Some of us (and by “us” I mean “you”) aren’t quite as lucky as HannahMiller9927 at getting middle-school boyfriends. HannahMiller9927 gets a lot of them, and while her current main boyfriend Robert (who is super cute and not crazy because HannahMiller9927 hates “crazy”) is awesome, she’s been asked out on dates by THREE other boys this week—soooooooo this obviously makes HannahMiller9927 the world’s leading authority on how to snag a middle-school boyfriend. Watch and learn from HannahMiller9927, world. Watch and learn.


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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

9 replies on “How to Get a Middle-School Boyfriend: The Definitive Treatise”

  6. I love her comment that “this is just for middle school – if you’re in high school you should probably not watch this video”…it was fair warning, and explains why I’m permanently scarred as a graduate student who has taken Women’s Studies classes….

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