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As you may have heard, People magazine paid Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt $15 million for the honor of publishing pictures of the celeb’s new baby twins.
THAT’S not a $15 million photo. THIS is a $15 million photo!
A young, hot Brad Pitt lounging on (and possibly impregnating) a leopard? That’s not worth $15 million. That’s PRICELESS!
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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I say, chap, no one seems to be commenting on this. Could it be no one cares?
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