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Remember when Dakota Fanning’s mouth was all gums except for some white Chiclets thrown in at random? Here is a wildly disturbing video montage of those dark days, proving that Dakota’s dental (and perhaps mental) health was far worse than we had imagined. Anyway, that was then…
And this is now…
Those are some healthy looking choppers, Dakota!
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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I have decided that that is a photoshop.
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