Alec Baldwin weds his 28-year-old yoga instructor girlfriend on Sunday.

After tweeting pics of his wedding bands, Alec Baldwin quits Twitter FOREVER—for the second time.

In his new Vanity Fair interview, Alec Baldwin says that at one time he wanted to do this to TMZ founder Harvey Levin:

I wanted to stick a knife in him and gut him and kill him and I wanted him to die breathing his last breath looking into my eyes.”

And that’s your Alec Baldwin news for this morning!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

5 replies on “Good Morning, Alec Baldwin News!”

  1. I’m on twitter for one and only one reason: it’s a cheap and effective way to broadcast software updates and support issues for my snowflake customers who feel that it’s somehow better than email or forums.

    Beyond that, it’s just a dark room full of deaf losers shouting.

    Unless you’re afflicted with Narcissistic Personality Disorder, I have no idead why anyone would use it.

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