Check out the comments on this Mitt Romney video’s YouTube page, which are all about rumors of Mitt Romney masturbating on a Connecticut hotel balcony.
Does public masturbation make you feel like more of a man you sick son of a bitch?
masturbating on a hotel balcony? absolutely disgusting. this is what we do not need in the white house
i always knew he would be caught for public masturbation sooner or later
From a balcony? Your father would be disgusted, he was an hero and the voice of a generation.
Ok if the dude actually beat it in public why the fuck has no one reported it yet i call trolling.
It’s important to note that these are just rumors posted in the comments on a YouTube video. Nobody has proof that Mitt Romney was caught masturbating on a Connecticut hotel balcony. Of course, nobody has any proof that Mitt Romney didn’t get caught masturbating on a Connecticut hotel balcony, either. Many more comments after the jump.
Romney has yet to make any statement about allegations he was caught masturbating outside on his hotel balcony. If Romney were innocent, why wouldn’t he speak out to clear his name?
Are you serious? You have to be a real scumbag to use your power to suppress the media. He needs to face the fact that he WAS CAUGHT MASTURBATING IN PUBLIC!
All we know right now is that he was standing naked on his balcony and performing lewd acts. We don’t know for sure he was masturbating. We just don’t have all the information.
The lamestream media ignores the issues that are facing our country like why was Mitt jerking off on a hotel balcony in Connecticut? WHY?
He’s a busy guy and probably really stressed out, who cares if he faps in public as long as he can do a good job with the economy. Fapping on a balcony is his business, get over it
BALCONY 2012
“Of course, nobody has any proof that Mitt Romney didn’t get caught masturbating on a Connecticut hotel balcony, either.”
Oh, Paul Constant, you’re just adorable.
I’ve read rumors that Ed Muskie used to be hooked on Ibogaine.
Let he who does not thrash the root on occasion, cast the first stone.
Seeing as Obama has had to deal with that birth certificate thing since he started running in 2007, it only seems fair that Mittens shouldn’t get off too easily by wiping away claims of public masturbation.
I look forward to Conan O’Brians new guest character – The Masturbating Mitten.
This is more proof that comment sections (or at least comment sections on YouTube) are worthless. Nevertheless, I’m going to choose to believe this until someone proves that Mitt DID NOT masturbate on a balcony in Connecticut in this or any other dimension.
Mitt’s innocent! His magic underwear was itchy!
“Of course, nobody has any proof that Mitt Romney didn’t get caught masturbating on a Connecticut hotel balcony, either.”
Wow, did your church help you come up with that line of reasoning?
Seriously, Merc, where did you find clown?
what a bunch of anonymous douche bags
WHERE DID YOU FIND CLOWN
@9: I am not anonymous I am a publicly known douche bag. @10: Clown with moose and squirrel.
We find clown in tiny car. Many more clown like him.
Church. Reasoning.
Case closed.
Does anyone get it that this is a joke? Jeeez. Lighten up, people!! (personally, I think he probably does it a lot.. Have you seen his wife up close??)
I was shocked….shocked, I tell you, to learn of Mitt Romney masturbating on a Connecticut hotel balcony. The mere thought of Mitt Romney masturbating on a Connecticut hotel balcony sickens me more than him strapping his dog on the roof of his car. By the way, where *was* his dog while Mitt Romney was masturbating on a Connecticut hotel balcony? Mitt Romney’s masturbating on a Connecticut hotel balcony really needs to be addressed.
one penis in hand, two balls in the bush.just a friend of my ol pal willard(mittens).