Here’s a nice bit of news: The creepy schemer behind Trump’s rigged Supreme Court, Senate Majority Turtle Mitch McConnell, got heckled out of a restaurant this week—for the “second time in two days,” reports Eater! In Louisville, “Protesters followed the senate majority leader to his dinner destination on Sunday night, blasting Public Enemy’s ‘Fight the Power’ and chanting ‘No justice, no peace.’ McConnell and his group were forced to leave Italian restaurant Sarino mid-meal due to the disturbance…. The episode follows a lunch in Louisville over the weekend, after which McConnell was chased by protesters yelling ‘Vote him out!’ ‘Abolish ICE!’ and ‘Go home!’” MEANWHILE, BEHIND GLASS… “I don’t need to eat at them fancy restaurants. I’ll eat here. I don’t even care,” drawled McConnell from his Louisville home as he gummed on a soft piece of lettuce and basked under a heat lamp. “I’ve got myself enough leafy greens to last me until the midterms.” Carefully pulling his head back into his collar, he then slowly shuffled over to his favorite rock and pooped.