Speaking of TV shows that could use a good corporate boycotting, ABC’s old-timey sitcom Roseanne returned to the airwaves this week, with one major twist: Trump supporter Roseanne Barr has also transformed her character Roseanne Conner into a Trump supporter. All together now: GROSS. A former progressive (who, in fairness, still believes in LGBTQ and reproductive rights), Barr is now using her reinvigorated national platform to push crackpot alt-right conspiracy theories… such as this one she posted on Twitter this weekend: “President Trump has freed so many children held in bondage to pimps all over this world,” she wrote with absolutely zero regard for facts. “He has broken up trafficking rings in high places everywhere.” This blatant turd of misinformation comes courtesy of a far-right message board user named “Q” who regularly posts wacky theories about a satanic Democrat sex-trafficking ring. (Remember “Pizzagate” during the 2016 presidential campaign? Same crackpot!) Barr has also retweeted conspiracy theories from InfoWars, posted Islamophobic tweets, and in one online rant, claimed “jew hater hillary clinton’s handler huma weiner is a filthy nazi whore.” WOW. Okay, then! Friends, please clip and save this particular One Day item for when Thanksgiving rolls around, and your family is laughing about that delightful Roseanne show, and how it reflects “good working-class American values.”
And finally, the news you’ve all been waiting for: The Mystery of the Beyoncé Biter has been solved! “Multiple sources confirm to Page Six that the face-chomping culprit was indeed actress Sanaa Lathan, even though she strongly denies it,” the newspaper reported! And yet? While we value truth above all else, we remain utterly convinced JENNIFER ANISTON DID IT. And you’ll never convince us otherwise. Why? Oh… we’ll tell you why….