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HECKLE ME, PLZ

HECKLE ME, PLZ ALEX WONG/GETTY IMAGES
FRIDAY, JULY 6

Speaking of attempts to drive the entire Trump administration out of town, public heckling of the president’s team of criminals is reaching an all-time high! Recently, spokeswoman Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Homeland Security’s Kirstjen Nielsen had very sad dining experiences thanks to some hilarious taunting from protesters—but the fun continues! According to the Washington Post, Goblin Advisor Kellyanne Conway has been booed and hissed on the street and at grocery stores and baseball games. Meanwhile, Racist Vampire Stephen Miller recently ordered sushi from a restaurant—but after getting heckled by the staff, he pitched a hissy fit and threw his dinner away. Even Soul-Eaters Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump aren’t immune from public ridicule, and have been forced to attend spin classes in the dark to avoid the jeering of onlookers. Poor babies, hee-hee-hee. NICE WORK, TEAM HECKLE! And don’t forget to taunt Mike Pence, Jeff Sessions, Betsy DeVos, Steven Mnuchin, and especially Mitch McConnell (who loves being reminded he looks like a turtle).