This just in: Gorgeous Hollywood twosome Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson are officially SPLITSVILLE! Here’s their official announcement:
“After long and careful consideration on both our parts, we’ve decided to end our marriage. We entered our relationship with love and it’s with love and kindness we leave it. While privacy isn’t expected, it’s certainly appreciated.”
“Privacy” is overrated, anyway. Married since 2008, a source tells Us Magazine the pair have split because of the distance factor.
“The big problem with their relationship is the distance,” says the source. “They spent a lot of time apart when they are working…She’s been unhappy for a while.”
Well, if it weren’t for that stupid restraining order, Scarlett, you wouldn’t be so unhappy and lonely! Anyway, bad news for you, good news for me, and here are some sexy pictures of you.
After the jump, sexy pix of Ryan Reynolds!
BURN!
Like she’d be interested in a dirty old man like you. She’s far more likely to be interested in a dirty old man like me. I can see it in her eyes…
I hope this signals the decline of ryan reynolds’ career & a return to oblivion for him.
I CAN’T WAIT FOR HER NEXT CD!@!!~
I hope they make a spinoff of the Blade trilogy with him and Jessica Biel and Patton Oswalt. (I’m pretty sure the latter died in Trinity, so I guess it’ll be a prequel.) It’ll be way better than Elektra.
Is this one of those ironic posts where WSH pretends he likes adult females?
This post gave me more boner than I get from a Japanese TV ad posting!
I thought you were saving yourself for Justin Bieber.