Hump addressed this in Good Morning, News!, but it really deserves its own post, with picture.

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Yes, that fantabulous photo to the right shows Jesse James giving a Nazi salute while donning a German soldier cap. As US Weekly reports, the pic was taken in 2004, a year before his marriage to Oscar-winner Sandra Bullock, and six years before his dumping by Oscar-winner Sandra Bullock.

And yes, Jesse James has checked into sex rehab, because that’s what you do when you’re a celebrity the whole world hates.

Continued condolences to Sandra Bullock, who, it must noted, devoted much of her recent career to films riddled with klunky race issues/white-guilt themes before being exposed to the world as the cuckqueaned wife of a lout with white-power issues. Good one, God.

5 replies on “They Have Rehab for Nazi Cheataholics Now?”

  1. Looks like he’s mocking Hitler. Mel Brooks did it. Seinfeld did it. That doesn’t make someone a Nazi. He’s still and ass but…

    That looks like an SS cap, BTW.

  2. @SPK Ther’s more. Stolen from http://www.wwtdd.com:

    And, as was pointed out Friday, Jesse has companies named Vanilla Gorilla, Way Fast Whitey, and Mighty Whitey. And he was banging a girl with โ€œwhite powerโ€ tatted on her legs. And the West Coast Choppers logo is an Iron Cross. And the German plane behind him in that picture is a Fokker. That all seems pretty Nazi. Although it should be mentioned that the plane behind him in the picture wasnโ€™t Nazi, just German. The Nazis had way cooler planes, including the first jet fighters.

  3. I didn’t know about those other things. I do hesitate to label tools like James “Nazis” since there were real Nazis and they were really, really bad.

    I’m not sure how he’s gonna ever get passed all of this. Then again, I don’t really care.

  4. LOL Have any of you ever watched any of Jesse James TV shows. This guy has never claimed to be anything other that what he is; working class, rowdy, ex bouncer, hard ass, stripper banging, radical bike building, rowdy welder. What you see is what you get. The real mystery is why Sandra Bullock imagined he would ever be anyone other than who he has always been.

  5. Uh…well, in Sandra’s shows she claims to be an FBI Agent, and a pageant winner, and a bus driver…so that’s a great point you’ve got there…

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